Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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