but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
