Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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