so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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