I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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