why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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