definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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