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go home
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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