Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
MIDGETS
????
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
