Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think a kid would responsible me up
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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