super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Say something about gay babies.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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