Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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