I hate your face
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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