what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
3pm strippers are depressing
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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