It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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