lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
farters have to be the big spoon...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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