I showed him my bush... on skype.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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