Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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