Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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