...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Bring me that man meat
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Randomize
