At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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