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I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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