i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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