what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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