so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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