Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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