I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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