this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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