4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Dick very happy bro
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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