He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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