How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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