You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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