At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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