He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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