That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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