I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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