I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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