just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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