didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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