i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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