Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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