DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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