U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Screwed.edu
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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