stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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