Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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