we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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