Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
