we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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