are you still at the devil's house?
Do vagina's smell?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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