So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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