he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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