Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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